Shelf Life - A Collector's Podcast

Two dummies (Adam and Blake) discuss the #toylife but it's mostly jokes because we're not competent at real collecting or serious podcasting. Think of a really good podcast. It's like that, but for action figures.

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October 22, 2017 01:23:29
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5. 1st Annual SPOOKTACULAR

Join us in our first ever Spooktacular extravaganza, where we kick off a tradition sure to last one hundred years. If this doesn't scare the pants off you, you're beyond help. We take our first listener call-in question. We review an action figure box set so boring it's SPOOKY. Music copyrights: are complicated ...

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October 06, 2017 01:18:04
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4. #STOPTHESWAP

Shelf Life finally sells out hardcore and starts hawking products like it's our damn job (because it might have to be). Adam hauled way more than Blake as usual and Blake is also dying. We reveal the toy hobby's dark underbelly known as SWAPPING. Blake starts a viral campaign to #STOPTHESWAP. If you see something, say something. Surprise special guest! Music: "I Like My Toys" by The Idle Race. ...

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September 04, 2017 01:36:22
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1. Marvel Legends / Millennial Meerkats

In our first episode ever, we try to cover the entire universe of toy collecting. We end up talking about millenial meerkats who do magic and MMA. Music: "I Like My Toys" by The Idle Race. ...

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September 04, 2017 01:06:15
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3. Custom Betty Boop

The boys delve into action figure customizing but get sidetracked by 1940s sex symbol Betty Boop's enormous and unwieldy head. Funko is shat upon. Sage customs advice is given out like candy. So lap it up, nerds. Music: "I Like My Toys" by The Idle Race ...

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August 21, 2017 01:07:35
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2. Adam's Baby Boys

In this triumphant return of our podcast, meet Adam's Baby Boys--no, not the real children he had organically, those are his flesh boys. Meet his plastic Bouncing Baby Toy Children, whom he loves, the Mythic Legions. Also we talk about NECA and some other dogshit. PLUS...a real live WOMAN as a Special Guest! ...

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