It's no longer the Spooktacular, and it's not yet Shelfmas--it's that consumerist limbo in between. Luckily we have Funky "Shane" Dynamite to help us...
MEET BRIAN THE INTERN. I can't believe we never mentioned him before, but he's been here all along, setting up our mics and wiping...
Shelf Life finally sells out hardcore and starts hawking products like it's our damn job (because it might have to be). Adam hauled way...