Shelf Life - A Collector's Podcast

Two dummies (Adam and Blake) discuss the #toylife but it's mostly jokes because we're not competent at real collecting or serious podcasting. Think of a really good podcast. It's like that, but for action figures.

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February 25, 2018 01:13:34
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11. The Toys That Made Us 3: GI JOE: FACE PARTS

Standard apology: We are so sorry it took us a month to review one episode of a show. Phew, glad that's over. I feel better. So, this time we talked about Netflix's show THE TOYS THAT MADE US: GI JOE to wrap up our show coverage (until they make more). The bad news is we mostly got on tangents and the podcast is 70% Back to the Future references. Sorry, again, that Josh keeps saying "back-cards." And also sorry that Adam sings. It's really hard to switch him off once he gets going. Content notes: The Fighting Yank, Mister Sexy, "As Am I", K-mart toy aisle crying fits, FACE PARTS: an original screenplay, trademark us. ...

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January 30, 2018 01:19:35
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10. The Toys That Made Us 2: Put A Saddle On It

This time we discuss Netflix's The Toys That Made Us episode 3: Masters of the Universe. Actual artist Gary Bedell joins us. We discover the best inspirational catchphrase the world has ever known. I gotta say this one is pretty funny and good y'all. Content notes: Wonderbread He-Man, Gettin' our balls back, If You Liked It Then You Should've Put A Saddle On It ...

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January 09, 2018 01:24:17
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9. The Toys That Made Us 1: Wet Barbie

This episode is the first half of our coverage of Netflix's "The Toys That Made Us" docuseries, discussing Star Wars and Barbie toys. Straight off the top I want to apologize for referring to Batwoman as Batgirl (or allowing Josh to do so). Special guests(!): Jess and Josh. Bullet points: Definition of toyetic. Barbie fucks. Josh's sign from God. Wet Barbie. Wine spill. George Lucas declined to be interviewed for this podcast. ...

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December 20, 2017 01:22:33
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8. Da Grunt Lookin' Like A Snack

It's part 2 of our Holiday Extravaganza with our very first guest who is NOT a toy boy! Meet Josh, a broken man with a traumatic childhood. Marvel as he spins tales of Demon-Possessed Slimer Dolls. Gasp as he insults Blake and Adam for being TOO into toys. Gag in disgust as he brings out his Bad Toy for show n' tell. Oh, and you're also gonna meet an awful little guy named Da Grunt. ...

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December 05, 2017 01:18:12
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7. Duck Mistakes

!!!WARNING!!! THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR JUSTICE LEAGUE THE MOVIE. SO MANY SPOILERS. WE WILL SPOIL THE SHIT OUT OF IT. !!!WARNING!!! Blake unveils a Rookie For All Seasons. Adam unboxes a crate o' Firefly paraphernalia and more! Adam also got too snobby and had some problems with his expensive Donald Duck figure. Shelf Life After Dark: Target Holiday Toy Catalog 2017 Review At the end we are going to tell you how Superman came back to life so, seriously. ...

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November 13, 2017 01:24:45
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6. TOTYs 2017

Will your child's toy be lucky enough to grab a coveted Toty award? If it costs under one hundred dollars, probably not. Also, Shelf Life After Dark, Logan: An American Boy, and BLAKE GOT MARRIED! For mature listeners. Music: The Idle Race. ...

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