4. #STOPTHESWAP

Episode 4 October 06, 2017 01:18:04
4. #STOPTHESWAP
Shelf Life - A Collector's Podcast
4. #STOPTHESWAP
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Show Notes

Shelf Life finally sells out hardcore and starts hawking products like it's our damn job (because it might have to be). Adam hauled way more than Blake as usual and Blake is also dying. We reveal the toy hobby's dark underbelly known as SWAPPING. Blake starts a viral campaign to #STOPTHESWAP. If you see something, say something. Surprise special guest! Music: "I Like My Toys" by The Idle Race.

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