In this triumphant return of our podcast, meet Adam's Baby Boys--no, not the real children he had organically, those are his flesh boys. Meet his plastic Bouncing Baby Toy Children, whom he loves, the Mythic Legions. Also we talk about NECA and some other dogshit. PLUS...a real live WOMAN as a Special Guest! ...
It's still Christmas here on Shelf Life! We're only 5 days late! This time we're talking all about a little Christmas toy movie called LIFE-SIZE 2 which may or may not have the subtitle "A Christmas Eve." This movie poses the question, What if a Mattel-type company decided to cancel a Barbie-type doll in favor of something called "video game apps," causing the doll turn human in an attempt to save her own wretched life? Also, a spoiled millenial learns a valuable life lesson or something, and baby boomer writers teach us what they think it means to be woke. Then, we exchange toys in possibly the saddest gift exchange ever captured on microphone. ~Music credits~ -Shelf Life holiday theme song - More of That (moreofthat.bandcamp.com) -Decorated (Yeah It's Christmas Time) - Redwood -Be A Star 2 - Tyra Banks feat. New Fear's Eve ...
It's part 2 of our Holiday Extravaganza with our very first guest who is NOT a toy boy! Meet Josh, a broken man with a traumatic childhood. Marvel as he spins tales of Demon-Possessed Slimer Dolls. Gasp as he insults Blake and Adam for being TOO into toys. Gag in disgust as he brings out his Bad Toy for show n' tell. Oh, and you're also gonna meet an awful little guy named Da Grunt. ...
